Funny Christmas T-Shirt | Rude Xmas Tee for Men | Naughty Secret Santa Gift UK - "its not going to lick itself"

Bring the laughs this festive season with our “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” short sleeve Christmas T-shirt – a cheeky, rude Christmas top for men who like their humour bold and unapologetic.

Whether you’re hitting the pub, showing off at the work do, or wrapping up your Secret Santa, this naughty Christmas tee guarantees a few smirks and side-eyes under the mistletoe.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough to wear all day and light enough for those heated party nights. A proper conversation starter for anyone with a wicked sense of humour.

Perfect For:

Funny Christmas parties & pub crawls
Secret Santa gifts for mates or colleagues
Men who love a rude joke at Christmas
A cheeky alternative to boring Christmas jumpers

✔ Soft cotton – lightweight and comfy
✔ Classic fit – easy to wear and style

The boring bit:
100% cotton.
Wash at 30°c. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron on print.

Because each item is made to order, we can only accept returns or exchanges if there’s a manufacturing defect.