It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” Funny Ceramic Christmas Bauble | Rude Xmas Ornament | Naughty Secret Santa Gift UK

Add a touch of naughty humour to your festive décor with our “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” ceramic Christmas bauble – a cheeky decoration that’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a few raised eyebrows).

Perfect for Secret Santa, office parties, or friends with a mischievous sense of humour, this rude Christmas ornament is the ideal gift for anyone who doesn’t take the holidays too seriously.

Each bauble is made from high-quality glossy ceramic and printed with vibrant colours that won’t fade year after year. It has a hole at the top for string or ribbon, making it easy to hang proudly on your Christmas tree.
Every ornament is shipped with either a red ribbon or gold string, ready to hang straight out of the box.

🎁 Perfect For:

• Secret Santa & gag gifts

• Funny Christmas tree décor

• Friends with cheeky humour

• Adults who love rude festive jokes

Dimensions:
Approx. 7.5cm diameter

Care:
Wipe clean only. Handle with care – ceramic can chip if dropped.