Funny Christmas Jumper | Rude Xmas Sweatshirt for Men | Naughty Festive Gift UK - “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself”

Keep cosy and cause a few giggles this Christmas with our “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” sweatshirt – the perfect rude Christmas jumper for men who like their humour on the naughty side.

This cheeky festive sweatshirt is a guaranteed ice-breaker at any office do, pub crawl or Secret Santa. Forget the ugly Christmas jumper – this one brings all the laughs without the cringe.

Made from a soft cotton-blend fabric, it’s warm, comfy and built for festive nights out or lazy days recovering from them. Whether you’re gifting it or wearing it yourself, it’s a proper conversation starter.

Perfect For:

Rude Christmas jumper day
Funny Secret Santa gifts
Work parties & festive pub crawls
Those who prefer banter over baubles

✔ Classic unisex fit – relaxed and easy to wear
✔ Ribbed cuffs & hem – keeps its shape

The boring bit:
80% Ringspun Cotton/20% Polyester. (Charcoal: 52% Ringspun Cotton/48% Polyester)
Wash at 30°c. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron on print.

Because each item is made to order, we can only accept returns or exchanges if there’s a manufacturing defect.