Funny Christmas Long Sleeve T-Shirt for Men - "It’s Not Going to Lick Itself"

Add a bit of naughty humour to your festive wardrobe with our “It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” long sleeve Christmas t-shirt – the perfect rude Christmas top for blokes who don’t take the holidays too seriously.

This cheeky design is guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows (and plenty of laughs) at the Christmas party, pub crawl or Secret Santa swap. Ideal for anyone with a wicked sense of humour who wants to stand out from the sea of boring Christmas jumpers.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this long sleeve tee is comfy enough for all-day wear – whether you’re cracking open a few at the office do or just chilling at home with a mince pie and a pint.

Perfect For:

Christmas parties, work dos & festive pub crawls
Secret Santa gifts with a sense of humour
Blokes who prefer rude jokes to reindeer jumpers
A laugh with mates during the holidays

✔ Classic fit – relaxed, easy-to-wear style
✔ Ribbed crew neck – keeps its shape
✔ Cuffed sleeves – perfect for chilly December nights
✔ Printed to order in the UK

The boring bit:
100% cotton.
Wash at 30°c. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron on print.

Because each item is made to order, we can only accept returns or exchanges if there’s a manufacturing defect.